Archive for January, 2010

Perry Farrell Update Jan. 28

Posted: January 28, 2010 in pets, random

Look @ all the new baby traps that Perry Farrell is growing!! 🙂

So I had the biopsy today…..I had to get up early and stuff, too.
It wasn’t as traumatic as I thought it would be but I still felt I was owed some pain killers. They were like do you have Motrin….I’m like yeah but this shit hurts….and finally after some good acting they gave me some Vicodin.
I actually think that was the least they could do even if the procedure didn’t cause ALL day pain like I thought it might….
I mean if you have to have a biopsy I think you should get whatever you want. I mean not like ‘The Make a Wish’ foundation……but at least some good pain killers….seriously.

In case you were wondering where I was yesterday…I was curled up in my bed pretending the rest of the world & one person, in particular, did NOT exist. No need to go into details, but this person drinks A LOT and usually just passes out, but sometimes he acts like a weirdo, which turns into acting like a FUCKING ASSHOLE and it makes me sad.
(On a side note…..this person is actually a very good person….who just needs to work thru some issues….but yeah he needs to work through those issues….or well….it will be more than a blog, that’s for sure)
Sometimes it is hard for me to get out of bed even when I haven’t been emotionally drained & had too much to drink the night before…..I can’t remember the last time I woke up and was actually excited to start the day….
I mean I am sure all of you can relate— and I appreciate what I do have in my life, but I feel like I am in a stagnant un inspiring place and have been in a REALLY long time. I don’t feel passionate about anything and although I LOVE my job there is definitely a part of it that is INSANELY stagnant and EXTREMELY frustrating…..I will spare you…plus it’s confusing & probably (make that IS) boring.
Anyway….back to where I was– so yeah…..I set up Camp DragonFly in the other room and Sasha & I slept there. When I woke up I tried to eat but didn’t feel like……I didn’t feel like anything….I just felt like being asleep where my dreams make me smile no matter how crazy. So I took some xanax & when back to sleep……
I REALLY didn’t feel like it, but I end up showering, @ some point b/c I had a hair appt today & I seriously looked like a greasy haired junkie that had been begging @ the side of the road. I don’t mind going to my appt w/ dirty hair, but I draw the line @ looking homeless…..so I did in fact shower……but then I went back to bed….I tried watching TV but TV sucks…..so I took more xanax & some Lunesta & went to sleep (around 830pm). Oh, around 130am or so I woke up b/c Mr. DragonFly walked thru the room smelling like an ashtray & it sucked AND woke me up….he left & went back to other room though.
Since I was awake I decided to read a little from my book about cockateils & what to do w/ the Yiska egg situation…..it didn’t say much but I am going to follow all the advice I have been given & see how things go.

Today I have been productive…..I got up early– I mean for God’s sakes I went to bed @ 830pm….but I HAD to clean b/c my cousin comes tomorrow and really the house needs to be cleaned. Sasha also got a bath and I ran a few errands…..
My cousin doesn’t get in until late tomorrow night but I am having a biopsy in the morning & from what I hear it hurts so i am guessing I will be laying low tomorrow, but we’ll see….maybe it won’t hurt that bad.

This is a lot for me to share w/ pretty much anyone…..and don’t ask me about what the biopsy is for I don’t like to get into details of medical stuff…..I will just let you know how things turn out….I am guessing it will be ok.

Like I said I am doing better today and I am trying to get back to my usual persona…..but sort of needed to get this out of my system and I guess let you know where I was (physically & mentally)……
Ok….almost done cleaning bathroom then I am going to chill w/ some vino & do whatever the FUCK I want for a couple of hours.

Well to begin w/ work kept trying to give me crappy assignments in which I had to report before 11am which is WAY earlier than my normal wake up & they were TOTAL BS assignments anyway so I was like “fuck this can I just take the day off” so that happened Friday & Saturday. Nothing else productive happened as a result except that Mr. DragonFly & I went to see Avatar on Saturday. I think I was still drunk when I woke up and I was getting in trouble for tweeting in my PJs and checking on my blog when I was supposed to be ready to leave for the movie in 10 mins…..but whatever. We got to the movie early…..we went to the Movie Tavern and saw Avatar in 3D and I have to say I REALLY liked it. (Aside from the fact that Mr. D does 3D animation for a living so there was a lot of me going “ALRIGHT ALREADY” Like when they were walking thru the forest and passing the leaves (which was like 90% of the movie)…..I had to hear….”look when they pass the leaves…..Did you see that??” Uh…yeah…..
So anyway…..it is NOT easy for me to sit thru ANY movie so that was kind a feat….and it was a fun experience and I liked that the guy ended up turning into a Noni or whatever. My favorite part was when he said things are turned around and my dreams seem more like reality….b/c like forever ago…..I coined the phrase “Dreams are my faovrite Reality” so I totally got it…and now I want to live with the Noni’s or just dream forever in my bizarre subconscience.
Not much else to report about the weekend other than that…….There was some Competitive PS3 Buzz Trivia World that went on……but yeah…..that hasn’t made the news, YET…..
Right now I moved to Camp DragonFly b/c Mr. DragonFly was getting on my nerves but I am almost out of champagne so I might move soon…or just get more champagne & come back……
Sasha has shoveled out a nest next to me & speaking of I have to go check on Mamma Yiska….see Yiska Lays An Egg
Yiska laying an egg was funny @ first but not so much anymore….and let’s hope this is the last of this…….
Fuck Yiska just laid another fucking egg…..SERIOUSLY…..I am going to put the following poster next to her cage—–
And fuck all of you that know about photo shop…..I only have fucking stupid ass paint & NO SKILLZ so this was the BEST I could do especially b/c rough night and the champagners & all…..so there:


Ok…..you are alll caught up on the weekend, I think…….CHEERS

Alright…I know that those of you that follow me on Twitter are FOR SURE sick of this….but seriously…..when you have a bird for 4yrs and EVEN the Vet says he’s a boy this is a shocking discovery. I will be referring to her as he….b/c it is less confusing (for me)
So yeah….today I was just minding my own business & went to make an espresso & looked over @ Yiska (who is a Cockateil bird). I noticed he was all fluffed up and sitting really low on the top of his cage. I mean he will sit fluffed up on occasion which is usually a good sign (for birds– I don’t really know why…it means they are happy or something) but he was sitting REALLY low and it just seemed odd.
So I went to scratch his neck (b/c birds LOVE that shit…especially Yiska) and he jumped up and freaked out and it was then that I discovered a FUCKING egg!!!!

I was (still am) in COMPLETE DISBELIEF!!! I mean WTF??!!
Anyway……I finally got Yiska off the top of his cage & took the egg…..I felt wrong & I felt bad…but it’s not like it’s going to be fertilized or anything…..THANK GOD…..and so really I had to take it.
At first Yiska was kind of pissed but I gave him all kinds of new food & cleaned the top of the cage so he seems happy again…..not sure if there will be future egg laying…..I will keep you posted.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!!! I may NEVER get over this….he might be a Transsexual??! My mom was encouraging by saying not EVERYONE has a transsexual bird…..True, true…..and I love him/ her ALL the same

Morning BB session w/ Mr. DragonFly….sometimes he sort of is ok…well sweet….Ok…I appreciate him, right now (oh me in shaded white…him in shaded blue)

Yeah….some of you saw this already…..but anyway…….

Dallas Cowgirls/ Boys……

Posted: January 18, 2010 in household, marriage, sports

Mr. DragonFly: “CowGirls got their ass kicked”
Me: “What?….Are we talking about football??”
Mr. DragonFly: “sigh…yeah….”
Me: “Don’t you have someone else to talk to about this??”
Mr. DragonFly: “Well I already made fun of your cousin all day yesterday”
Me “Well….maybe you should make more friends”